Would it be bad to answer with a “HELL FCKING YES YOU SEXY CUNT MUFFIN YOU”
do you drink or smoke?
(under his breath) what a loser
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
racism is over
Were sitting in class when these two kids knock on the window and a kid from our class opens the window and the kids start doing a drug deal and our teacher is just standing there like “DO YOU GUYS THINK IM BLIND”
public school in a nutshell
no boys at your sleepover
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*puts selfie on top of christmas tree because I am the star*
i want to be a mail model when i grow up
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I’m gonna need sources on this
His reaction is just the cutest thing